February 2012
joshishollywood:
“I’m afraid he bled out and died on the operating table. There was nothing we could do.”
The woman buried her face in her hands, sobbing. The doctor sighed. This was always his least favourite part.
“I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. But you know… #YOLO”
xbluebeard:
Those days when you need someone to talk too but you don’t know how to say what you wanna say & you actually don’t even really wanna talk to anyone
One of those days.
oh no help i'm on sockdreams
thru-3rd-impact:
theamazingzombiegirl:
What...
jesus fucking christ: is there already a ship name... →
bam-squared:
galaxy-hearts:
knochensoldaten:
threepwillow:
checaria:
suchirolle:
bokeh-:
cricketisindanger:
can we call it dunkin’ donuts?
lmao can i just reiterate this
this is my favorite
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY
ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE JUST…
u-ok:
TODAY WE WERE TAKING A TEST AND IN THE MIDDLE OF IT THIS KID YELLED, “FUS RO DAH!!” AND GOT SENT DOWN AND I WAS CRYING. THE TEACHER HAD TO SEND ME OUT TO CLEAN MYSELF UP
There's still no news on Sin Bin. Bo's EP hasn't...
mom: why are you laughing alone in your room
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
cliscia:
toreadoki:
why do 4chords gamzee/karkat cosplay photos always look like unnecessarily intense romantic twilight advertisements
immediately thought of this
1920's slang terms and phrases
dhemon:
For personal reference, though some are pretty interesting, so it can be used by anyone really!
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
